when i grow up and figure out how to be cool,... i'm changing my name to Jack Ryan James and traveling the world,...and facebook,... you'll wish you knew me. and that i had time for you,... and you'll be like "Hey, Jack, remember me?" and i'll be all cool,... and without even making eye contact,... take a drag off my non cancer causing Camel cigarette and say,... "You don't know Jack".
