One Piece at A Time

I took it ONE PEICE AT A TIME AND IT DIDN'T COST ME A DIME but it sure cost me some time. I guess in the 18 months in our new building at work I've not had to sit down to use the toilet. Today I did & I found out that the toilet paper dispenser (apparently built by Fort Knox) doesn't like to give up the tissue. No matter how I pulled it broke off one piece at a time- turning a 2 minute job into 15 minutes. Luckily no one else was in there because the racket I was making with the dispenser combined with my mumbled narrative was not good!