sexual innuendos

Was on the phone with AC and surfing the www when the computer started slowing down. When it seems to be stuck on a page I have a habit of tapping the mouse on the pad. So I'm rattling the mouse and she asks, "What's that noise?" "Oh, I'm just banging the mouse." It went down hill from there. "Banging the Mouse",... it might catch on. BUT I don't want to be accused of it!!!